funny ........ but true
Funny Lessons in Logic
1.If your father is a poor man, it is your fate…. but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
2.Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
3.If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
4.Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
5.How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
6.Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
7.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
8.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
9.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
10.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
11."Your future depends on your dreams", so go to sleep.
12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
13."Hard work never killed anybody", But why take the risk
14."Work fascinates me", I can look at it for hours
15.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
16.The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
17.A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say.......
funny ........ but true
بحبك يا شـــام !