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11-07-2009 04:50 PM




Prof.EK

really funny story

and you kept holding it for 15 minutes

common...you treat your cat like a baby

thanx for sharing with us

I really appreciate it

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14-07-2009 10:45 AM




first thanks for this fascinating topic. i liked the idea
here is one episode  i remember it from my naughty childhood

My mom is working mother one day, she told me that I have to look after my little brother in summer holiday.  I didn't like that because i wanted to spend my time with my friends, so one day I made over my face, dressed myself like a monster and I started frightening my little brother. When my mom came back from work  that day, he told her that he would never stay with me again. When she knew what happened, she punished me for week no money no TV no hanging out with my friends. 
it was the worst week in my life iwas bored to death





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14-07-2009 04:36 PM




Thanx Merna for your sharing

and I did the same thing with my little sister once

it was really funny but then I get scared about her

so I stopped doing it

Thanx again for your sharing

I appreciate it

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Num.9

15-07-2009 05:41 PM




Num.9



I have a friend (N)… she’s so sensitive, and she used to care about her things too much, especially her white apron….

Once. ..At the lecture… she was sitting in front of me, and also she put her apron next to her…

While she was busy in writing some notes, I took her pinafore dress smoothly and hid it in my bag… my friend (L) –who was next to me- saw what I did and said” why you’re doing that??”… I said” common let’s see what’s gonna happen”….

Almost, after half an hour she realized that her apron wasn’t there… so she started turning around and asking us about it…. Of course, no one knew where it was… and I was laughing silently, and my friend (L) said” common give it to her”…. But I wanted to see more reactions

After minutes her eyes became wet, and I started to see her tears falling… so I looked at (L) and told her” look, she’ll cry”….. So (L) said” you’re really bad, give it back to her”….

So, I decided to save her at the last moment and told her that I was the one who took, and I gave it back to her…

I didn’t thought that she’d take it so seriously …

But I can’t forget how much we laughed ….I mean (L) and me… and each time I remember it I laugh again…




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I am Unwritten,
Can't read my mind
I'm Undefined

I'm just Beginning
The pen's in my hand
Ending Unplanned

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15-07-2009 06:06 PM




Num.10


Once I promised a friend from the forum to meet at university

at that time we did not know each other because we have not met yet

so the agreement was that the time I reach university I'll call her on her mobile phone

The next day everything went just so right and smooth

untill I reached the place where we agreed to meet

I called her but her mobile phone was switched off so I thought I will wait for her and try my luck at guessing who she is

after the passing of 20 minutes or so, a girl came to me and said
" Are you ..... ??" and I said "yes that's me

We met at last!

Well .. the funny part was that it turned out that I was sitting next to her for 20 minutes without recognizing her .. and the only thing that helped her to know me was a mutual friend of us both who saluted me as I was waiting

So, many thanks for this friend; who showed up on right time


I keep laughing just imagining how we looked like just sitting next to each other and waiting
 




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So beautiful, you're leaving me breathless

And if our love was a story book
We would meet on the very first page
The last chapter would be about
How I'm thankful for the life we've made

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..



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16-07-2009 11:17 AM




really fuuny Judy

I wonder how your feeling was at that moment

anyway...thanx for sharing with us again

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Num.11

19-07-2009 03:03 PM




Num.11


One day… I was with some of my colleagues in a hall after the lecture… while they were discussing about an objection for the examination... I walked toward the blackboard, held a chalk and started drawing…

Suddenly, another chalk has strongly hit the board nearby my face… I looked behind and it was one of my colleagues… and when he saw the look at my face –at that moment- he turned around, so I threw the chalk which was in my hand and it hit him at the middle of his head…

When he looked at me I said “don’t mess with me otherwise I’ll get angry”…

The funniest thing is that I didn’t want to hit him really when I threw it, and I didn’t know how it found its way to his head center…

I think it was the luckiest shot that I’ve ever had…





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25-07-2009 12:03 PM




Hi every body I will tell you this story:
when I was third year student I decided to pass all the  exams so I studied hard to pass them especially Poetry because I heard that it is very hard and all students faild in this subject       ............I had 4 days before it , I cant sleep ,eat ,smile or do any thing       .I was studying all the time           ..........after16 days my friend called me and told me that she want to go to the university to get her mark.................I went with here . I was so terrified ,I was crying in the way to the university ..and oooooooooh I arrived and saw my mark..I passed it       ....I do  it really. I WAS SO HAPPY  ..so I  turn to kiss my friend...........................................I cant saw well because of happiness ,.....I kissed another girl instead of my friend   .....I was so embarresed    .Alas...she was  nervus        and crying .so she looked at me a look I couldnt forgot till now  ..really it was a very  scary look     ..I said    SORRY and ran away quickly BECAUSE I THOUGHT  she might  hit or beat me maybe   
Beleive me I am sure that she would do that if I didnt ran away





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25-07-2009 04:58 PM




Good evening

thanx Hboosh for your sharing with us

I don't know what would I do if I were you

but really it's so embarrassing situation

thanx again

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01-08-2009 01:14 AM




well ... This Topic is much much better than the " 7masna Jokes " looolz

there r so many things that happened to eachothr which r sooo funny

let tell u one of mine   

Once Upon a Time

when i was at high school >> we had a Physics lesson & cuz that i dnt

  understand anything from my Jordanian Teacher

i went with my friend to spend the lesson in the Bathroom  ;i(22

( A 5 star Bathroom )

so we set there and start talking

Our Uniform was a White T-shirt  & a black Trouser

My Friend's T-shirt was a little dirty ... and we was in the bathroom

so he took it off and start cleaning it with water .... Unfortunatlly i was near him

When the SuperVisor came from No Where

He looked at us like we were " GAYZZ " loooooolz

No Words 2 describe his look

so he took us to his office .... and called our parents to come

The way he told my faher the sotry >>> was really really really FUNNY

my father looked at me  with a laugh in his face >< looooolz

well >>> Everytime i remembered this Situation i keep Laughing Loudly

High School Was Really Really a stage 4 a FUNNY FUNNY Things



Thnx again for the coool Topic

and i'm waiting for more FUNNY memories

Keep it Up Guyz 






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Let It Go

If It Comes Back To You

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If It Doesn't

It Never Was





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